Chris Stokes Is Looking For Someone to Play Butt Darts

where aspiring singers, actors, rappers, dancers, etc. will compete online to be his next butt buddy big thing.

Click Here to watch Chris Stokes and his DSL'S explain the rules.

Thanks Tasha

Just Some Prancing Around

Resident heffah Prancer was voted off of Flavor of Love last night. Is it just us, or is that show addictive as hell? They must have “sprinkled some rocks on it”.*

Tia & Tamera, Still Thick as Thieves

Tia Mowry has a lot going for her. She’s on a successful TV show, and she’s about to get married. Although Twin sis Tamera’s fortune doesn’t seem as bright, she’s not letting that stop her from supporting Tia:

Tia says, “‘Tamera has been so supportive during this time because she knows things can get overwhelming for me, From planning and throwing the shower, to coming to my dress fittings, she has been by my side. There’s nobody in the world that knows me better than my sister.”

Damn, whatever happened to Tamera anyway? She’s just about completely fallen off the radar.

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On The Street: Swag In The City

Lil Kim was spotted in Manhattan yesterday looking like she’s on her way to being a mini-Michael Jackson. That pinched nose looks like it hurts to breathe.

This is a step up from before though, at least her ass doesn’t like like an Asian woman this time. Poor thang.

Thank you Bossip

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Don't they look cute together? Bow Wow and Omarion gave a topless performance recently in Cali.

Bow Wow and Omarion look a little _______________.

Yawn...I guess if I was 12 they would look like men.

Booty Anyone?

Angel Lola Luv and her round robust backs hit up album release party for Diddy’s “Making The Band” group Day 26. We wonder if this chick ever poses in a forward position…

Well when that's all you got I guess flaunt it....sad

On The Street: Haggard

Free was seen on the scene recently looking rough as hell. Perhaps she was hoping the night light would work in her favor. Between her grill and haggardly looking weave, we’d guess she may have just up and rolled out of bed right before going to the club. A word of advice: check the mirror (several times if you have to) before you leave the house.

Too Much...Too Much Too Much = Haggard

Need we say more....

Rihanna In Moscow with a tail

Rihanna recently performed in Moscow in her signature dominatrix get up. In addition to showing off her flat tail, she’s also got a little ‘rat tail’ in the back of her head. Please Rihanna, that’s not a look that’s in need of a comeback.

She’s still sexy though.

Wendy Williams Troubles

A former employee of gossipist Wendy Williams is suing her husband, Kevin Hunter for sexual harassment and “creating a hostile working environment”.

Nicole Spence, the plaintiff said:

“Mr. Hunter repeatedly sexually propositioned me at work in the most crude and vulgar ways, telling me over and over that he wanted to ‘f- - -’ me. I also feared Mr. Hunter because he repeatedly physically assaulted Ms. Williams at or near the WBLS studio.. In one instance, Mr. Hunter stormed into the studio, demanded that other employees leave and openly physically abused Ms. Williams, pinning her against the wall with his hand around her neck, choking her while repeatedly pounding his fist into the wall directly by her head.”

Asked about Spence’s complaint, Williams yesterday told The Post, “Her allegations are totally false. This bitch is out of her mind. Husband Kevin Hunter said “the allegations are “so far from the truth. It’s insane.”

Now that’s some wild sh*t. First off, it’s particularly hard to believe that a big ole horse like Wendy can’t throw down with another man. Secondly, that Kevin does look crazier than a mf - doesn’t he??

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Paparazzi for hire .com You haven't heard of it yet?

Here is a pic of Kim Kardashian hitting up a Rite-Aid and being photographed by the paparazzi. Look at how deep these niccas roll, packed like sardines in those narrow ass Rite-Aid aisles.

SMH at Kim rockin the ill post-pedicure flimsy flip flops.

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Shady Hillary

That shady Hillary is up to her usual dirt:

Sen. Hillary Clinton said she “misspoke” last week when she gave a dramatic description of her arrival in Bosnia 12 years ago, recounting a landing under sniper fire. Clinton was responding to a question Monday from the Philadelphia Daily News’ editorial board about video footage of the event that contradicted her assertion that her group “ran with our heads down” from the plane to avoid sniper fire at the Tuzla Air Base, Bosnia-Herzegovina. Tommy Vietor, a spokesman for rival Sen. Barack Obama’s campaign, said the Bosnia claim was part of “a growing list of instances in which Sen. Clinton has exaggerated her role in foreign and domestic policymaking.”

Clinton told the paper’s editorial board it was a “minor blip.” “I say a lot of things — millions of words a day — so if I misspoke, that was just a misstatement,” she said.

SMH, how is that a minor blip? This broad needs to sit her ass down somewhere and shut the hell up instead of ‘misspeaking’ on a regular basis. YES WE CAN!!!

Via CNN

Thanks Cher

Interesting Pink

The beautiful Thandie Newton was spotted at the Picturehouse Los Angeles premiere of “Run, Fat Boy, Run” last night wearing something reminiscent of a piñata crossed with a Hawaiian Luau. Pink may be her color, but the ruffles and what not??? The jury is still out on that one.

Mariah Carey, who has been recently spotted out with Da Brat is choosy when it comes to dating:

“That’s a big deal for me - feeling like somebody else can’t fully
understand me because they’re not in show business. It shouldn’t matter, but it does, because the energy it takes to be ‘on’ is a lot.”

We didn’t know that what Da Brat did was considered “show business”. SMH.

Here she is performing at the premiere of The Hills:

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And it don’t quit…..

The newly sworn in Governor David Paterson admitted to using cocaine “..a couple of times” during an interview with NY1 news. He also plead guilty to smoking ganja in the past as well.

Damn. How much does a brother have to reveal? Next thing you know they’ll be asking him the first time he wacked off or something. Let the man do his job already!

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What Yoga Does For an Old Man

Russell Simmons’ girlfriend Porschla Coleman is featured in the May ‘08 issue of the prestigious King Magazine where she discusses yoga and Kimora:

Unfortunately, I don’t have any interaction with Kimora, but the times that I have she has been around her, she’s been extremely sweet and cordial. i spend a lot of time with their girls, and they’re a beautiful reflection of her. I hear rumors that people say about her, but she’s been nothing but a doll to me so I can’t say anything bad.

How precious. Blood Diamond Russ sure did luck up with this one…nice, flexible, and easy on the eyes. This is just a reminder to you fellas to step up your yoga game. Porschla also states in the article that she met BDR thru a mutual friend in Atlanta and ended up talking about yoga.